hadersgonnahade:

thorstartsofpop:

what pisses me off about women’s rights being debated is that

women’s rights are still being debated. 

#by men

(Source: padalefti)

adriofthedead:

billthesetite:

adriofthedead:

bananakittywho:

where can I uninstall my period

you need to install “fertilized egg” first

don’t you know that shit will damage your hardware

fuck that noise

dude i was told that was actually malware

shit takes like nine months to process and even then you gotta take it to a PC doctor to uninstall it

funnily enough I’ve heard that a trojan can stop it from auto-installing

Distance: Eight miles.

Of awesomeness! I had a grate run today. Slow start but then I put my ipod on some good old AC\DC and my feet just flew. 

Distance: Six miles. 

Six, long, slow, and painful miles. I ate nachos before hand. Bad decisions. Bad ones. Never agin. 

Distance: Five miles

We did a hill workout today. Which pretty much means that I run two and a half miles out into the middle of the woods and find a nice and big hill. Once the hill was found we run up it ten times. Then run back. I probably ran over 12 miles today, but I am not going to count it because I was just sprinting up a giant hill and shagging back down. Ten times in a row. 

I hurt. 

But tomorrow I get to go on a nice and easy long run. Aka, my favorite workout ever. 

New month baby! 

Distance: Four miles

Quite slow, but a well needed rest day for thursday will kill me. 

Goals for this month: 

• Cleaner eating (ie, more protein, less sweets, no more ice cream trips with Mr. Sammy) 
• Keep up with my strength training
• Brake 6:30 on my mile repeats
• Start swim season off with a bang and ware that two piece like you were made for it.   

Distance: Four miles. 

I did mile repeats today. I hurt. So much. Good new though, I PR today like a boss.